Imagination

Bedtime
L: Mom, can you please lay down with me?
Me: Why? M is in there with you.
L: I'm afraid.
Me: M will protect you.
L: No she won't. She looks wierd. I think she is going to steal me.
Me: Steal you?
L: Yes!!
Me: Well if she is going to steal you, she would just give you to me.
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Me: M, L thinks you are going to steal him.
M: Why?
Me: I don't know.
M: If I stole him, I would just give him to you.

Touche.