I was recently visiting my mom in Iowa. I was looking through her phone for a number and saw this:
ICE Jon
Me (completely serious and confused): Mom, who is this ICE Jon? Do you have a special person who delivers ice to your house?
I am currently thinking that is is pretty cool and wondering if lots of people have "ice" men. I am always behind the curve and my mom is almost always "in the know". Perhaps this is a new thing?
Mom (looking at me like I am crazy): Don't you have an ICE person?
Me (feeling silly, but not exactly sure why): No....
Mom (exasperated): Well you should! Who would they call In Case of Emergency?
Me (it finally clicking): OH! So you don't actually have a person named Jon bringing ice?
Mom - shakes her head and wonders how she got a clueless daughter like me.